Yesterday, Ambrosia, Arsenik, and Wildfire interviewed Kaitlyn and Gao. Today will just be the ladies.
Ambrosia of the Phoenix
Wildfire of the Valkyrie
Setting: The dining room of the log cabin. On the table, there’s a roasted boar head on a plate, a bowl of noodles, and porcelain cups of tea.
Ambrosia: Welcome back, Lady Kaitlyn. And thank you for joining us, Lady Li Meng!
Wildfire: You sure you’re not getting your ‘Lady’s and your ‘Sir’s mixed up?
Ambrosia: I don’t believe I was ever mistaken in the first place, Lady Wildfire.
Meng: This is exciting! And I get to practice English. Thank you for the inviting me.
Kaitlyn: I didn’t want to bring Gao back after last time. What a disaster.
Ambrosia: Ah, I still feel horrible about it. But this time, our interview should be conducted quite fairly.
Wildfire: Because you brought food here?
Ambrosia: At the very least, it should satisfy their appetites. Please enjoy yourselves.
Meng: Where are the chopsticks?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, because that’s the weird part about what they’re serving us here, Meng.
Ambrosia: Pardon me but…chopsticks?
Wildfire: You talkin’ about some kind of weapon?
Meng: What you use… to eat? Oh. You are English people. I will have a fork then.
Kaitlyn: Now, that’s definitely a weapon. So, are we going to go back to what kind of guy I’m into? Because Meng is totally single and looking, just in case you’re wondering.
Meng: I’m not looking for single. I’m looking for forks.
[She hands Meng a javelin.]
Ambrosia: Ah, Lady Wildfire, I don’t believe that’s what she’s asking for…
Meng: Am I confuse over what a fork is?
Kaitlyn: No, Meng. These people are just crazy, I’ve learned to go with it. Sure, stab my meat with that sports thing. Go ahead.
Wildfire: What are you talking about? She wanted something to pick up the food, I’m guessing. Don’t know what’s wrong with her hands.
Ambrosia: We’re from Virgo Island. I think it’s expected for our customs to be a little different.
Wildfire: Whatever. Anyway, you said she’s single and looking? What’s her type?
Kaitlyn: Hey Meng, didn’t you say Wu was your type?
Meng: Type. What means?
Kaitlyn: What guy you want to date?
Meng: Ah. No guy. I don’t know the guy type.
Kaitlyn: Helpful. Sorry, weird Virgo-Islanders, I don’t know if you’re her type.
Wildfire: I don’t know. Want to set her up with someone and give it a try?
Kaitlyn: H yes I do. Hey, since you’re from the Virgo Islands does that mean people refer to you as Virgins?
Wildfire: Why would they? I’m not even a virgin. Like this one.
Ambrosia: L-Let’s not discuss such a bold subject over dinner.
Wildfire: These Phoenixes are so uptight. You guys shy about what goes on under the sheets?
Meng: … Are they talking about…?
Kaitlyn: You’ve just embarrassed Meng. Way to go.
Ambrosia: She isn’t the only one with those feelings…
Wildfire: Hey, you brought up the virgin thing. So, does Meng want to go out with an armored guy or a smiling guy?
Ambrosia: Ah, you’re trying to arrange her with Sir Onyx or Sir Night?
Wildfire: Yep. Well, she could also go out with the king. Or Arsenik, but I think he’ll just spend the whole time mooning over you.
Kaitlyn: Armored for sure. So then, it will amuse me as well. What’s the deal with that Arsenik guy anyway?
Wildfire: What about him?
Kaitlyn: Doesn’t he scare you guys?
Wildfire: …Bwahaha! Arsenik? Scary?
Ambrosia: He’s such a sweet man. I can’t see what it is that could possibly inspire fear.
Kaitlyn: Um, yeah. If you like giants. Anyway, who are you setting Meng up with?
Meng: Setting up? You mean to date?
Kaitlyn: Exactly. Meng is going on date, because she is in desperate need of one.
Meng: I don’t think my parents will allow me to date.
Kaitlyn: Stop ruining all our plans, Meng! Haven’t I told you before not to do that?
Wildfire: Well, come right this way and I’ll show you to him.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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