SUBMITTED BY: Melody Sen
- Give yourself the funniest name in the Death Room game.
- Take a screen of it anywhere in the game.
- Send a link of it to Dreamgazer.
THE JUDGING STARTS…NOW
Evie: …Ahaha! What is that?
Dominic: Haha! I don’t have an answer for you, but it’s pretty funny.
Dev: I guess it’s slightly better than all the other weird ones, so I give it one star.
Dominic: How generous of you. I’m giving it a whopping four.
Ambrosia: As do I. I admire the wittiness of it.
Evie: Hmm…it’s not bad, but you kind of have to think to get it, which makes it not so funny in my book. I’m giving it…two and a half stars.
Ambrosia: In all, that would be eleven and a half stars.
Evie: Hold on a minute. This submission came in late.
Ambrosia: Only by a few minutes.
Evie: By fifteen minutes. I hate to come down on this like a teacher, but that isn’t fair to the other entrants.
Ambrosia: Yes, but you could say it’s partially our fault for not announcing that the contest was over at the strike of midnight.
Evie: That was probably your sneaky, little way of trying to extend the deadline, wasn’t it? Ugh. Fine. But I am going to have to knock off some points. And I know that’s not going to make me very popular, but I’m already pretty disliked. I’m the Kim Kardashian of the visual novel world!
Ambrosia: I’m unfamiliar with that name. I don’t suppose she’s a friend of yours?
Evie: No, it’s just some woman known for her…butt. Wow, I didn’t think so many celebrities were known for something to do with butts. Not that that’s entirely accurate. Kim’s also known for having a really pretty face and being hated by some places on the internet. But you know, haters gonna hate, hate, hate. Anyway, I’m knocking off five points.
Ambrosia: Five points!
Evie: Oh, all right! I’ll be nice, especially since it was pretty funny. Three points.
Ambrosia: Which would make the score eight and a half.
Evie: That’s right. Anyway, that was the last of entries, so good job, everyone! Wasn’t that super fun?
Dominic: Doing anything with you girls always spells out fun for me!
Dev: If it’s all over, I’m getting out of here.
Dominic: Got some drugs you’re in a hurry to get to?
Dominic: Whatever you say.
AND THE WINNER IS…
That was the last of the submissions! I hope everyone enjoyed themselves. To find out who the winner of the Death Room contest is, look here.